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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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