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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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