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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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