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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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