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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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