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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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