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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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