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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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