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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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