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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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