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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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