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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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