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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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