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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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