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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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