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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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