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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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