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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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