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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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