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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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