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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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