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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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