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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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