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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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