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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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