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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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