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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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