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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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