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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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