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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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