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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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