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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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