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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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