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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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