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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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