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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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