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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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