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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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