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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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