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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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