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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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