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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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