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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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