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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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