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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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