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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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