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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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