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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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