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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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