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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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