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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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