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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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