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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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