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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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