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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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