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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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