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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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